Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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i like turtals and kids

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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yes... that's the joke

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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