- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats an Anti Joke

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

The Barackness Monster

Penal Dysfunction

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Anti Joke

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