you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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charlie sheen losing

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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People Order Our Patties

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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