What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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a man is running away

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

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