- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Your mama's so fat.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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