What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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knock knock who's there aids

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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your mum

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What did I do last night?work

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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