- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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