what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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matty russel are you on here

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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