Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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