AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

A whale's vagina

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why did the book disappear?

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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