A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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