- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Cleveland winning something

This is a joke setup.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Dogs in my home.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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