Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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spell backwards: taco cat

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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