What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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