- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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