Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Two english guys meet at work

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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