What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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No.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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obama leadership

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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0 + 0 = 0

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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