Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Two english guys meet at work

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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