- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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