- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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