A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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