Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Welcome to die!

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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