How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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