Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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whats 2+2? math.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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