How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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