Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Your mom.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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