- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

I just can't stand sitting down!

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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