charlie sheen losing

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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