- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

A black guy gets a job...

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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