- Anti Joke

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats long and green? weed

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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