I hate long jokes -_-

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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BOTTOM!!!

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Xzibit

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Toaster

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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