Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

obama

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

69

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Well educated black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

25

thumb_up thumb_down -19

25

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats black? a black man

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops