How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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your mum

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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ass in my face ? no

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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