Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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ow

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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obama

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Well educated black man.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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