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  • "only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle" Are you dumb? He draws a line then tells it to become a perfect circle.

  • He could use a compass... BOOM roasted

  • I'm afraid that's not the reason,Micheal.You're not exactly the sharpest pencil in the watermelon.....

  • why draw a circle when u can draw a square

  • A perfect circle is mathematically impossible. You can draw one that looks perfect to the eye but not a "perfect" one

  • so i'm guessing none of you took a philosophy course.

  • But not for Spongebob.

  • That's my grandpas name????

  • only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle

  • but but a sponge did it was that a lie like the cake

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE

  • i totally agree with the first person who commented, only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle because a line bows down to his awesomeness so low that it bends into a circle.

  • As per the philosophy comment, I'll explain some of it to those of you who haven't taken a philosophy course. You can't draw a perfect circle (or a circle at all). You simply draw something that has the form of a circle.You don't draw a circle then BAM no more circles for the rest of us, it simply has the qualities of a circle. But it can never really be a circle because a circle is an abstract idea not a physical thing.

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