Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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    He could use a compass... BOOM roasted

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    For the person who commented: "The definition of a line is an infinite amount of points on a plane. A circle is a line. Therefore you can draw a perfect circle by drawing a dot." You can't draw a perfect dot either :)

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