roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

shea kisses a girl

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

I hate blackniggers

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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