Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Toaster

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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