Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

whats black? a black man

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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