- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yeah right loser!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

captcha: all yer base

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Nippies

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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