Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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bees knees

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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penis

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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