Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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