- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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