Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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