Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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