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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Anti Joke

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