A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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i dont like attention whores lol

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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