A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Cleveland winning something

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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hi

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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