What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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