What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

I killed someone today. :D

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Gianni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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