How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

GONNA

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