What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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