Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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