Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

poop

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Get in the car.

Gianni

Justin Bieber

shammmm is a lesbian.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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