Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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