What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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