2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What you reading? reading?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A white person at Harvard

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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