(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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