- Anti Joke

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What causes floods? Too much water.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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