why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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These Jokes suck.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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