Womens rights

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Barbara Streisand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Anti Joke

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