- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Type 2 diabetics

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Neither does he.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Black People

fava beans

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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