You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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