I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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