Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Women's sports.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Nickelback

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Womens rights !

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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