- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What you reading? reading?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A white person at Harvard

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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