- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Dance is a sport

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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