Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Obamacare haters

whats long and green? weed

A women in the kitchen.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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