- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Your mom is so fat...

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

falling didnt make the difference

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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