- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Jesus was a good guy

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Billy Cundiff.

your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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