Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Yo mamas so fat.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

A black person walks out of KFC

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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