yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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justin bieber

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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