it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

matty russel are you on here

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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