- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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