Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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