- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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