Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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