- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Homosexuals are gay.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.