Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

GINGER PEOPLE

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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