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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy gets a job...

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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