Your mama's so fat.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Chrissy is funny.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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A black guy gets a job...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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