There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

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