What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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BOTTOM!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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hi

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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