Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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How do you spell eight? 8

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try slamming a revolving door

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Top Gear USA

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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