- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

crap!!

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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