- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

you know whats funny... nothing.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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