- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

I would rape her

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

a man said hi.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A black person walks out of KFC

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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