Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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