Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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u jelly?

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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