Some people like melon and others like soup.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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