What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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