- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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