- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

The person below me is weird.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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