- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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