- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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