what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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BenWuzHear

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obama leadership

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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pickle sniffer

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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