- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

BOTTOM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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