- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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