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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Okay, one second.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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