- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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