What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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