- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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